STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE, PEOPLE.

Not a great offseason for the Cardinals so far.

Warner: retired
Boldin: traded to Ravens
Dansby: signed with Dolphins
Rolle: signed with Giants

I'm purposely avoiding the local sites because I know that fans are violently flinging themselves into the abyss right now. It'll be a hard transition, going from Super Bowl to probably-not-that-good in a matter of two seasons.

I'd be more panicky and upset myself, except I still have figure skating diabetes, so that keeps me pretty busy. Plus there's Johnny, and ( Johnny does things like this. )

I'm actually feeling pretty zen, all things considered.