What is this, I don't even.

[horizon_greene]

I was already uncomfortable enough as it was, having seen this.



And then I saw this.



Why. Just—I can't.

Meanwhile, loved seeing Posey in the dugout tonight. Hoodie on. Smiling.

Before we know it, it'll be time for spring training again. These next eight months are gonna just fly by, you'll see.

Comments

[soupypictures.livejournal.com]

oh GOD, he put them on?! WITH SANDALS, EVEN.

i was making so much fun of those pants. ahhhhh. (apparently they designed those jerseys ....)

[horizon-greene.livejournal.com]

I thought it was horrifying when he was wearing that jersey with shorts. Then the entire situation was elevated to a new and inexplicable level.

I would buy Boss's jersey before any of the others, but even that is kind of more than I can bear at the moment.

(Also, why is everyone so bad at smiling?)

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

Oh Tim. The only proper response is "lolwut?"

...damn, Cain really is kind of a monster of a dude there.

[feels-like-fire.livejournal.com]

CAIN IS TOTALLY A MONSTER. I second this comment. What the hell is with those pants, I don't, I can't even

Also, I had to turn down a date to the day-game Tim is pitching tomorrow. My life is hard :( :( WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, I JUST WANNA WATCH BASEBALL YOU GUYS.

[horizon-greene.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooo, why are you not going to the game??? Day game in SF, with the weather you guys have been having, sounds like absolute perfection.

With that said, I'll be missing it too, since I have a job and the whole "take a half-day off for baseball" thing is reserved for spring training. (I'm DVRing the game on two different channels, however, never fear.)

[feels-like-fire.livejournal.com]

I WANTED TO GO but I have eight million things that are still undone, sigh. And by all accounts it sounds like a GREAT fucking game, fml. BUT I STILL HAVE 3 MONTHS OF LIVE GIANTS BASEBALL SO ALL IS NOT LOST. .....sigh.

[horizon-greene.livejournal.com]

If I didn't find Cain generally non-slashy, I would be very intrigued by that whole dynamic, mainly because I love size difference kink. But alas, I can only sit back and fidget uncomfortably over the whole "Big Daddy" thing.

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

Oh, Timmy. I'm going to the game tonight with the little kid again. I'm still not quite out of hockey mode yet. What is a Vogelsong? ;)

[horizon-greene.livejournal.com]

Vogelsong was excellent tonight! And Whiteside! Whiteside's production tonight is the most confusing thing I've seen in some time.

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

Sadly, the kid got sick right after we had ice cream and we left 20 minutes before the game started. :(

[horizon-greene.livejournal.com]

Oh noes :( I'm getting the sense that bringing/attempting to bring Tati (assuming that's who you're referring to) to baseball games = a bad idea. At least for now, poor thing!

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

She falls sick every time her dad leaves town on a business trip, which is where he was the last 2 games I bought tickets for. I shall have to plan it so that he's around! But it may have to wait until September as summer as hit San Francisco and it's going to be cold, heh heh.

[horizon-greene.livejournal.com]

OMFG, I just googled Norwegian curling pants.

I can't believe any of this is real.

[ecl1958.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to be sick to my stomach or roll on the floor laughing. Fashion fail to the hundredth power! Oh Timmy....

[horizon-greene.livejournal.com]

It's so alarming! Why did this happen?

GAH!

[synchronik.livejournal.com]

MY EYES!

Honestly, when he is not dressing in an incredibly boring manner, he is a FASHION DISASTER. No one looks good in clown pants, Lincecum, not even your fine ass.

(I would like all of the jerseys better if they didn't have the images on them. I could even see myself buying one in that case, but I don't buy things with people's faces on them.)

Re: GAH!

[horizon-greene.livejournal.com]

And they're not just clown pants - they're ill-fitting clown pants. With sandals. It makes no sense.

The images do push the jerseys to a different level, especially with the weird yellow/orange cast to them. Not a fan.

[frausorge]

oh dear. MAYBE JUST STICK WITH THE UNIFORM TIM, THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE DECISIONS.

[horizon-greene.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, wiser words have never been spoken :)

He's worn exactly one cute ~outfit that I've seen, and the rest of the time it's just...erg. I don't get it.